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 God Told Me To (1976)
IMDB rating: 6.40
Plot: A rash of mass murders in NYC has the detective stumped. When asked why, all the perpetrators say “God told me to,” then kill themselves.
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Directors: Cohen Larry
Actors: Lo Bianco Tony,Levene Sam,Drivas Robert,Kellin Mike,Lynch Richard,Williams Sammy,Roerick William,Rawlins Lester,Bellaver Harry,Patterson George,Steele Walter,Crime,Horror,Sci-Fi,Mystery,Thriller,
i have proof of god's existence?
right here in my hand, are proof of god’s existance. last night under a shining blue covered in crimson white clouds… i was laying on my bed with a solemn look and a slight irregular breathing pattern which may or may not be signs of a chronic illness taking place without my knowledge. but what i was getting at, is that the night soon took over and i took the freight train… to the heavens. thats when the one who gave me everything, the master… the one sitting here and he congratulated me on winning a randomly chosen pheasant of a section of your secular region to receive proof of god’s existence. afterwards i woke up with this abounding gift beside me on the table, i was told to show it to only one man per day or else all memories of this existence goes away.
i see god at the bottom on every beer bottle
jesus touched my peepee | Feb 07, 2010
?
Born again Atheist, think about | Feb 07, 2010
Thank you, drive thru. Your rant will be ready at the next window.
Splash Log (Level 3… Again) | Feb 07, 2010
wut?
Max B (primordial ooze pie) | Feb 07, 2010
riiight. Hallucinations are not evidence.
Pokiestic at heart | Feb 07, 2010
Don’t show it to me, but tell me what it is and how it proves god exists. That won’t break your prohibition to show it to people.
Patiently waiting for additional details…….
Dharma Nature | Feb 07, 2010
::snicker::
Uh huh.
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Chicky: Uncommon Ancestor | Feb 07, 2010
Correct spelling and grammar would be more convincing.
Greg | Feb 07, 2010
Whoa!!! Duuuuuude……….
djmaximus | Feb 07, 2010
So who’s todays lucky fellow and where do we sign up for future viewings?
Panda Hunter | Feb 07, 2010
i don’t think that counts as proof, it does however sound like a hallucination that you have spruced up with fancy words
Jon | Feb 07, 2010
What he should have given you instead, was the ability to put a comprehensive sentence together. Hope you and the "pheasant" are having fun together.
atheist prophet | Feb 07, 2010
No you haven’t.
If you had proof of God’s existence, you wouldn’t be posting it on some cr@ppy website.
sparky_dy | Feb 07, 2010
There can never be any "proof" of god. You just need to have faith. That’s just how it is. Random things happen.
PaulBunian | Feb 07, 2010
just how many mushrooms did you take last night?
DALEKSUPREMACY | Feb 07, 2010
wtf are you smoking? Youre bugging out
jen360 | Feb 07, 2010
the spirit of the lord arrived, as i finished drinking my six-pack
kafri | Feb 07, 2010
did you masturbate?
Assorted Jelly Beans | Feb 07, 2010
If you actually believed that God does exist, you would not be making stuff up to prove it.
Josh | Feb 07, 2010
You are quite the comedian!
Asquared | Feb 07, 2010
So, you took too many drugs, and that’s your proof of god?
Yeah, that’s convincing…
The Canadian Atheist | Feb 07, 2010